Reblogged from Vox Political:
We laugh because it’s funny and we laugh because it’s true.
Vox Political reader Simon Kirk pointed out this little gem from comedian Mark Steel, writing in The Independent.
At a time when the Liberal Democrats are desperately trying to claw 
back some credibility, he make the excellent point that, after the 
betrayals of the last few years, it is unrealistic to expect anyone to 
believe anything Nick Clegg and his yellow friends say in the future.
Worse still, there is evidence that teams representing the Tories and
 Liberal Democrats negotiated what would be in a coalition agreement 
before the May 2010 election – the document mentioned in The Guardian‘s article is dated March 16, 2010 – and abolishing student tuition fees, a principle Liberal Democrat pledge, was not part of the agreement.
In other words, Clegg campaigned for two months ahead of the election
 with a promise that he knew he was going to break. Apparently you can 
get the full details in a book entitled Five Days To Power by Rob 
Wilson, Conservative MP for Reading East.
The article states: “George Osborne, who had long feared the Tories 
would struggle to win an overall parliamentary majority, persuaded David
 Cameron to allow him to form the Tories’ own secret coalition 
negotiating team two weeks before the election. The Tory leader demanded
 total secrecy and asked only to be given the barest details for fear 
that he would blurt it out ‘unplanned in an interview’.” (Thanks go to Vox Political commenter ‘Florence’ for these details)
With hindsight, we know that Cameron had other matters he needed to 
keep secret, such as the fact that he was claiming he would protect the 
public National Health Service, when in fact his colleague Andrew 
Lansley had been working on a plan to privatise it for many years. 
Lansley had also been sworn to secrecy.
So both Coalition parties have a proven track record of 
dishonesty in the run-up to the 2010 election and there is no reason to 
believe the Liberal Democrats have changed now. In fact, as Mark Steel points out, Clegg has even gone on record, saying “we have to be grown-up” to excuse himself.
In response, Mr Steel asserts: “If the grown-up way is to ignore 
everything you said to get elected, why bother having an election 
campaign at all? For the televised debates at the next election, Clegg 
might as well bring in a guinea-pig, and when he’s asked about his plans
 for defence, he can ask David Dimbleby, “Would you like to stroke 
Oscar?”
Other possible campaigning choices listed in the article include 
“learning to play the piccolo or building a canoe” because “it’s like a 
junkie telling you how this time the £200 he wants off you really will 
be paid back on Thursday. The carefully costed details don’t determine 
your decision so much as how last week he robbed your kids’ teddies and 
sold them for £12″.
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