‘Comrades, you will see that my catchphrase for this speech is “race to the bottom” and I shall repeat it over and over so it will be reported in the papers and used on the tele as a soundbite.
But apart from that, what can I say that means anything? Nothing comrades, nothing at all.’
Pause for applause.
‘What do I have to say that is new, original or worth a hair on a cow’s arse? Nothing comrades, nothing at all.’
Pause for applause.
‘I am a great family man – did you see the pictures in the papers with me smiling with my wife and children, just like Cameron does?
I think the voters will like that.’
Pause for applause.
‘And so I say in closing, what do I have to offer this country? Nothing. What contribution will I make to a fairer society? None.
Thank you comrades.’
Cue standing ovation.
David Icke
