Govt releases official list of strivers and skivers [Pride's Purge]

(not really satire – it’s UK today)

The government have released an official list of who they regard as strivers – who need to be supported with pay rises – and skivers who need to be given a good kick up the ass with a large dose of austerity.

Here’s the official list published in full:

SKIVERS:

unemployed
sick
disabled
police officers
teachers
pensioners
homeless
single parents
carers
nurses
firefighters
cleaners
accountants
self-employed
bakers
barbers
cashiers
flight attendants
hairdressers
miners
office workers
chambermaids
doctors
drivers
electricians
builders
butchers
carpenters
opticians
painters
photographers
artists
plumbers
porters
postal workers
tailors
technicians
vets
welders
receptionists
reporters
sales assistants
sales representatives
dentists
scientists
secretaries
shop assistants
surgeons
waiters/waitresses

STRIVERS:

MPs
banking executives

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The coalition government’s just announced salary cuts for police officers after giving a tax cut for top earning bankers and calling for a 32% payrise for MPs.

Enough said.

Pride's Purge