Reblogged from Vox Political:
We laugh because it’s funny and we laugh because it’s true.
Vox Political reader Simon Kirk pointed out this little gem from comedian Mark Steel, writing in The Independent.
At a time when the Liberal Democrats are desperately trying to claw
back some credibility, he make the excellent point that, after the
betrayals of the last few years, it is unrealistic to expect anyone to
believe anything Nick Clegg and his yellow friends say in the future.
Worse still, there is evidence that teams representing the Tories and
Liberal Democrats negotiated what would be in a coalition agreement
before the May 2010 election – the document mentioned in The Guardian‘s article is dated March 16, 2010 – and abolishing student tuition fees, a principle Liberal Democrat pledge, was not part of the agreement.
In other words, Clegg campaigned for two months ahead of the election
with a promise that he knew he was going to break. Apparently you can
get the full details in a book entitled Five Days To Power by Rob
Wilson, Conservative MP for Reading East.
The article states: “George Osborne, who had long feared the Tories
would struggle to win an overall parliamentary majority, persuaded David
Cameron to allow him to form the Tories’ own secret coalition
negotiating team two weeks before the election. The Tory leader demanded
total secrecy and asked only to be given the barest details for fear
that he would blurt it out ‘unplanned in an interview’.” (Thanks go to Vox Political commenter ‘Florence’ for these details)
With hindsight, we know that Cameron had other matters he needed to
keep secret, such as the fact that he was claiming he would protect the
public National Health Service, when in fact his colleague Andrew
Lansley had been working on a plan to privatise it for many years.
Lansley had also been sworn to secrecy.
So both Coalition parties have a proven track record of
dishonesty in the run-up to the 2010 election and there is no reason to
believe the Liberal Democrats have changed now. In fact, as Mark Steel points out, Clegg has even gone on record, saying “we have to be grown-up” to excuse himself.
In response, Mr Steel asserts: “If the grown-up way is to ignore
everything you said to get elected, why bother having an election
campaign at all? For the televised debates at the next election, Clegg
might as well bring in a guinea-pig, and when he’s asked about his plans
for defence, he can ask David Dimbleby, “Would you like to stroke
Oscar?”
Other possible campaigning choices listed in the article include
“learning to play the piccolo or building a canoe” because “it’s like a
junkie telling you how this time the £200 he wants off you really will
be paid back on Thursday. The carefully costed details don’t determine
your decision so much as how last week he robbed your kids’ teddies and
sold them for £12″.
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