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BAE Systems is to create 1,775 benefits cheats at its yards in Scotland and England and end responsible taxpaying altogether at Portsmouth.
The firm said 940 feckless workshy scum and 170 trashy chavs on handouts will be created at the Portsmouth site, which will retain repairs and maintenance work.
BAE Systems currently employ a total of 4,400 hardworking, taxpaying strivers in shipbuilding in the UK, 1,200 in Portsmouth and 3,200 responsible, middle class, hard-working heads of families across Govan, Scotstoun, Rosyth and Filton.
BAE Systems is to create 1,775 benefits cheats at its yards in Scotland and England and end responsible taxpaying altogether at Portsmouth.
The firm said 940 feckless workshy scum and 170 trashy chavs on handouts will be created at the Portsmouth site, which will retain repairs and maintenance work.
BAE Systems currently employ a total of 4,400 hardworking, taxpaying strivers in shipbuilding in the UK, 1,200 in Portsmouth and 3,200 responsible, middle class, hard-working heads of families across Govan, Scotstoun, Rosyth and Filton.
