Originally posted on Pride's Purge:
Iron Dome is a mobile all-weather defence system deployed around Iain Duncan Smith’s head, designed to intercept and destroy short-range and long-range facts fired from distances of 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) to 70 kilometres (43 mi) away and whose trajectory would take them into populated areas of the Secretary of State for Work and Pension’s brain.
The IDS Iron Dome was declared operational and initially deployed on 27 March 2011 to protect Duncan Smith’s brain from the large numbers of facts which were being deployed against him and since that time the range of Iron Dome’s interceptions has increased from the current maximum of 70 kilometres (43 mi) to 250 kilometres (160 mi) to make the system more effective at protecting him from the reality of his policies.
According to defence experts, Iain Duncan Smith’s Iron Dome has been updated recently to enable him to intercept facts coming from two directions simultaneously.
The IDS Iron Dome…
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