Monday, November 11, 2013

Iain Duncan Smith unfit for work and points of disorder - by Kevin Maguire

Not even an Atos test would pass Mr Cruel Incompetence IDS as capable of doing a job

Lips moving: Iain Duncan Smith
Lips moving: Iain Duncan Smith
Iain Duncan Smith is unfit for work. Not even an Atos test would pass Mr Cruel Incompetence as capable of doing a job.

The courts regularly rule his Department of Work and Pensions is breaking the law. And his regular bullying of the disabled should earn IDS an Asbo.

He’s lucky he can lord it in wife Betsy’s country pile because he’d be unemployable away from Right-whinge politics.

We know IDS lies because we can see his lips move...


Bad advice for PM

Cameron's Cons will go berserk on Friday when the Durham Miners’ Association and Unite open an advice centre to help the downtrodden in the cathedral city.
The unions mean it when they say we’re all in this together.

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Britain has more hairdressers than shipbuilders, steel workers or miners.

Philip Hammond’s sinking of Portsmouth isn’t only the end of a proud maritime history.

It’s another step in the deindustrialisation of Britain as crimpers replace riveters.

Five things Jeremy Hunt could do with his £17million windfall

  1. Share it with low-paid NHS staff he’s denying a decent pay rise
  2. Pay for his own Mandarin lessons instead of billing the taxpayers’ £3,715.93 to learn his Chinese wife’s language
  3. Prove he has a heart by funding 1,030 heart transplants
  4. Cover the huge legal bill for the botched butchering of South London’s Lewisham Hospital
  5. Book 131 seats (£130,000 each) on the Virgin Galactic space ship and take the ConDem coalition on a one-way trip

Points of disorder 1

Official stats obtained by St Helens MP Dave Watts nail the ConDem “skivers” welfare crisis lie.

By far the biggest chunk of the benefits bill – £108bn, which is 65.7% of the total – is spent on pensioners.
The unemployed cost one-twelth of that at £9.2bn (5.6%), and that’s up £600m on Labour’s total last year.

Senior citizens who worked hard and paid tax deserve dignity in retirement. But theTories blame social security spending on the jobless, deceiving the country to stir up prejudice.

Points of disorder 2

David Cameron is right to go to this week’s Commonwealth conference in Sri Lanka.

The Prime Minister needs to be there to confront that country’s President, Mahinda Rajapaksa, over the slaughter of 40,000 Tamils.

Labour’s boycott call will only be valid if he ducks the confrontation and enjoys lavish hospitality.

And I’d bet my last Sri Lankan rupee (about half of 1p) that Ed Miliband would be on that flight if he was PM.

Going up

Tottenham MP David Lammy’s bid to be London’s first black mayor is boosted by a US trip to meet Bill de Blasio’s New York team.

Going down

Expenses Con MP Nadhim Zahawi is late closing the stable door when he bolted with a fortune from taxpayers. Anyone got a spare groom?

Speaker's corner

“My son Sam just turned three. One of his favourite cartoons is Peppa Pig. My elder son, Daniel, four, likes...”

Ed Miliband is ruthlessly invading his family’s privacy to convince voters he’s no Odd Ed after realising Gordon Brown paid a heavy price for shielding his own kids from publicity.

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